SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT ISLAND
Beautiful Princess Island, Mastodon For Beginners And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked
Here at Digg, we try our best to cover the most important and confounding memes that come across the timeline. But the web is littered with tons of great memes that never quite hit the mainstream and instead just bounce around the weird corners of Twitter or Reddit. Enter our recurring feature, Memes, Ranked.
This week, we’ve got explaining Mastodon to newbies, Beautiful Princess Island, Twitter’s new blue check system and Elon saying “I just killed it.”
4. Blue Checks
The meme
On Twitter, one of Elon’s first plans as its new owner was to level the playing field by giving everyone the opportunity to purchase a verified checkmark. Musk answered some questions about the plans, but the overall consensus is still chaos, as he decided to pull the second verification (well the original system) layer that his team worked nights on end for.
I just killed it
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 9, 2022
Needless to say, Musk’s verification fiasco and the backlash he received might just be the reason he decided to make employee lives more miserable.
Examples
hold my beer pic.twitter.com/HiwfPsU0gI
— MDS (@mds) November 9, 2022
when your checkmark gets its own checkmark pic.twitter.com/hmhm3qBRXu
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 9, 2022
From "this public-facing person is who they say they are" to "I paid $8 to a billionaire". pic.twitter.com/7mucKn2XoQ
— Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa) November 5, 2022
A moment of silence for the troops. pic.twitter.com/ehSqPXd1KM
— Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov) November 7, 2022
lmao Twitter built the "this mf paid for twitter" meme right into its paid Twitter Blue subscription
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) November 9, 2022
if you click a blue checkmark on a user's profile, it'll show you if they were given one as an actual notable user
or
it'll show you that this mf paid for twitter pic.twitter.com/ffOxmqqh0e
“Sir, a second checkmark has hit Twitter” pic.twitter.com/g1vp6vAGDh
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) November 8, 2022
Adwait Patil
3. Mastodon
The meme
A lot has happened in the almost two weeks since Elon Musk officially took over as CEO of Twitter (Musk firing its board of directors, laying off a load of its staff and making blue ticks available for $8 are just some examples) — and, unsurprisingly, lots of people aren’t happy.
Enter: Mastodon, founded in 2016. A not-for-profit microblogging site with zero tolerance for hate speech and neo-Nazis, Mastodon has become a refuge for many Twitter users who no longer want to use the bird app under Musk’s chaotic and very problematic reign.
The only issue is, the way Mastodon works is pretty confusing (what’s a federated network?) — and newbies to the platform have been memeing the struggle to get their heads around it.
Examples
every explanation of mastodon makes me feel like I’m at a party and someone wants to play their elaborate card game everyone’s too drunk for
— Amy ([email protected]) (@lolennui) November 5, 2022
When someone explains how Mastodon works pic.twitter.com/nbGUnKPBJS
— Casey Stegman (now on Mastodon) (@cstegman) November 5, 2022
suggesting Mastodon to most people as a twitter replacement is like if you ordered a steak at a restaurant and the waiter handed you the map to a cow pasture and a bolt gun
— 👨🏻💻☕️ (@hunterwalk) November 5, 2022
Ok, I’ve joined #Mastodon but also this pic.twitter.com/2Uue7E4BR8
— Sinéad Crowley (@SineadCrowley) November 4, 2022
Twitter: “You sign up for Twitter and start tweeting.”
— Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta) November 6, 2022
Mastodon: “In order to use Mastodon, you must face three challenges. First, is the Path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the Word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Third, is the Brea
logging onto Mastodon pic.twitter.com/YemTzILC8l
— Jon Christian (@Jon_Christian) November 9, 2022
my wife accidentally looked back at twitter while leaving for mastodon and now she's a pillar of salt :(
— Daisy Alioto (@daisandconfused) November 6, 2022
when everyone switches over to separate Mastodon servers pic.twitter.com/EHY9md6SW6
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 6, 2022
Me, entering Mastodon pic.twitter.com/OdEoMqpRqi
— Mikey Walsh (@thatbloodyMikey) November 9, 2022
Joining Mastodon is simple. The server with the moderation is in the federation with accreditation; the inference with the instance is the toot that is true. pic.twitter.com/jlJGmnOuGC
— Cethan Leahy (@CethanLeahy) November 7, 2022
‘Where we going, dad?’
— [email protected] (@RufusTSuperfly) November 4, 2022
‘Mastodon’ pic.twitter.com/sIwjMzisa0
Darcy Jimenez
2. Beautiful Princess Island
The meme
Every now and then, a very stupid yet sort of sweet (or at least toothless) concept takes off on Twitter. These last couple weeks, it’s Beautiful Princess Island: an island on which pretty much every woman spends time, because to any admirer, every woman is a beautiful princess who hails from Beautiful Princess Island.
Is anyone else on beautiful princess island twitter or is it just me
— Brother EJ (@gopissgirl333) November 2, 2022
Don’t overthink it. Just enjoy it.
Examples
my girlfriend? oh u wouldn’t know her she goes to school on beautiful princess island
— mr fart (@giantcowboyhat) November 2, 2022
Where’s your degree from? Beautiful princess university?
— ppigg (@s4m31p4n) November 2, 2022
did it hurt? when a coconut fell on your head on beautiful princess island?
— maya 😀 (@RatGf1) November 3, 2022
they hate me at beautiful princess island because i took away their queen (my girlfriend)
— ethically sourced white boy (@_ethangray_) November 2, 2022
Yes babe you have bpd. Beautiful princess disorder
— ppigg (@s4m31p4n) November 1, 2022
shutup she is real shes not here becuase shes on beautiful princess island!
— slop (@k177y0urs37f) November 3, 2022
sorry i didn’t text you back i have bad reception on beautiful princess island
— terminally online girl (@breeezybriiii) November 2, 2022
none of this would be happening to me on beautiful princess island
— GG (@ginapple_) November 1, 2022
You’ve never heard of beautiful princess island because you are ugly
— (- ‿ ◦) (@TweetybirdIRL) November 2, 2022
Molly Bradley
1. ‘I Just Killed It’
The meme
I know, I know: there is way, way too much of Elon Musk everywhere these days. He owns Twitter now, he’s showing up on your TL whether you like it or not, he’s selling Tesla stocks — there’s no avoiding him. He’s even appearing in this memes roundup for a second time, and for that I’m sorry.
But we couldn’t not capture this particular trend, which is simple and takes some cheap but honestly very valid shots at Elon because of what he’s done to Twitter already in his short reign, and for what he’s done with Tesla that still isn’t remedied.
A little background: since he bought Twitter, Musk has been tweeting about the changes he’s making or planning to make, and then tweeting about rescinding those plans, and then tweeting about new plans, ad nauseum. One thing he did off the bat was to declare that any account impersonating another person or entity would be suspended unless if clarified that it was parody.
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 6, 2022
Now, however, with the ability for someone to choose whatever display name they want and then buy their blue check without going through a verification process, that means there’s going to be a lot more confusion about which accounts belong to whom, which are real, et cetera — and the confusion has already begun.
Trans women are women. No longer team terf y'all.
— Dave Chappelle (@RealChappelleD) November 10, 2022
Anyway! More recently, Twitter implemented a new, separate “check” to denote “official” accounts — presumably meaning the ones whose display names actually correspond to the person using them.
So now there’s two verified checks. One that shows next to your profile in replies, in retweets, and everywhere else: It means you’re a Twitter Blue subscriber.
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) November 9, 2022
The other one (“Official”) only shows up on certain profiles and on tlmeline…… pic.twitter.com/qXZ1lfxFIc
But just as quickly as this showed up, Musk rolled it back, saying:
I just killed it
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 9, 2022
People have been extra inventive these past weeks in finding new ways to tease Musk online, and though these ways are becoming increasingly low-effort and arbitrary, they are also extremely funny. People have been screenshotting the above tweets (or parts of them) and captioning them with things that — fair warning — are a little grim, but serve as truly valid criticism of Musk’s companies and the havoc they’ve wreaked.
Examples
Teslas when they spot someone who was mean to Elon on the internet crossing the street pic.twitter.com/PcAmf6d5ei
— LargeTweeterMan (@LargeTweeterMan) November 7, 2022
When the lab asks where the monkey for the Neuralink test went pic.twitter.com/yLgHaYtbpv
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) November 9, 2022
teslas when they see a little kid crossing the street: pic.twitter.com/Ssovj7dVuf
— john 🎾 🗸 (@mexicanwilddog) November 7, 2022
tesla self driving cars when they encounter the trolley problem https://t.co/KYOQaq3M8S
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) November 9, 2022
Elon Musk whenever he sees an account that gently mocks him https://t.co/8v843MTNcq
— Velodus✨ (@velodus) November 9, 2022
What I tell myself when I move a single task from ‘To Do’ to ‘In Progress’ and head home for the day. https://t.co/v6gWj5smPi
— Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory) November 9, 2022
Nina at the end of Black Swan https://t.co/gm2uUBprzm
— Ira (@iramadisonthree) November 9, 2022
Elon musk on twitter: https://t.co/OJRjA1m7BM
— eve6 (@Eve6) November 9, 2022
Molly Bradley
And if you're hungry for more memes, here's the last edition of "The Week's Best Memes, Ranked”, where we rank Taylor Swift tour tickets, 3D Jesus, Nick Cannon’s many children and Heidi Klum as a worm.
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