'I Think It Tastes Like Butter' Is Only The Ninth Worst Off-Brand Butter Spread Name

An unfortunately named tub of butter substitute got a lot of attention on the internet over the July Fourth weekend for its, well, ridiculous name:

I sure hope so

But here's the thing: By our count, I Think It Tastes Like Butter is only the ninth worst name for a butter substitute. 

Here are all of the white creamy spreads you buy in a tub with worse names:

Butter It's Not

Whenever I see this at the grocery, I read it as "Butter? It's snot!" pic.twitter.com/XRr6UbdInB

— FuRyUs (@FuRyUs_) July 4, 2017

Is It Butter?

This one seems to lack confidence pic.twitter.com/TeGe57T05C

— Stuart Lamson (@El_Stu) July 4, 2017

Unbelieveable (Sic) It's Not Butter

pic.twitter.com/w7I1DI5TBI

— Oog (@GnarlyRichards) July 3, 2017

The quadruple whammy that is Move Over Butter, You'd Butter Believe It!, Could It Be Butter? and Heavenly Buttery¹

My entire aesthetic is just off-brand I Can't Believe it's not Butter pic.twitter.com/4vqxX1Xh39

— Caroline Crasnick (@ccrasnick) May 18, 2017

And, of course, Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter" FUCK YOU, IT's MARGARINE²

I can't believe it's not butter. I also can't believe my own butter would shitpost me. pic.twitter.com/vOQqlaO35L

— Sir Shadilay (@SirShadilay) June 28, 2017

So there you have it. I Think It Tastes Like Butter comes in ninth. 

Butter, by the way, is unranked.

[Via Eater and Twitter Moments]​