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Assassination Coordinates, And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked
Here at Digg, we try our best to cover the most important and confounding memes that come across the timeline. But the web is littered with tons of great memes that never quite hit the mainstream and instead just bounce around the weird corners of Twitter or Reddit. Enter our recurring feature, Memes, Ranked.
This week, we’ve got nepo babies, Salt Bae being obnoxious at the World Cup and assassination coordinates.
3. Nepo Babies
The meme
Maybe the most circulated and popular story Vulture has put out in a very long time, their visual chart explaining “nepo babies” has been an internet sensation for days now. It shows all of the famous people you might not have known also have famous parents and grandparents, and it just exploded into a meme extravaganza. So enjoy people dunking on both particular nepo babies, or the general concept, and have fun with it. It’s okay to make fun of celebrities because they have more money than we do.
Examples
Kramer: She’s a nepo baby Jerry, a nepo baby! We’re going to a red carpet premiere and she’s not even in the movie!
— Danielle Sepulveres 🌻 (@ellesep) December 19, 2022
George: What the hell is a nepo baby
Jerry: Someone with famous parents
Elaine: I don’t see what the big deal is, she didn’t CHOOSE her parents
it’s crazy because being a lovable nepo baby would be sooooooooooooooooo easy. all you would literally have to say is, “yeah, i get auditions and roles because my parents are famous!” and you’d instantly be the most beloved baby
— 𝔪𝔢𝔤 (@bymeg) December 19, 2022
(youth pastor voice) you know who else was a nepo baby?
— c y b e r h u n k (@spunky_hunk) December 19, 2022
"They're calling you a nepo baby, sir." pic.twitter.com/FSbKevJwU1
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) December 19, 2022
Another nepo baby smh… her parents are LITERALLY Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/pW8n60OwNT
— Adam (Director’s Cut) (@kingofthelocals) December 19, 2022
man, that nepo baby article was THOROUGH pic.twitter.com/OP0L3WG4fr
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) December 19, 2022
Medieval blacksmith: Hey guys, I’m so proud to announce my son is my newest apprentice!
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) December 19, 2022
Townspeople: NEPO BABY! NEPO BABY! NEPO BABY!
god damn this nepo baby article is crazy pic.twitter.com/kQb47AmRUk
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) December 19, 2022
the b-list actors whose parents were lighting designers seeing their name next to lily-rose depp on that chart pic.twitter.com/hTE3eWORRg
— elizabeth (@peeanofreeek) December 19, 2022
Lisa Rinna phoning the NY Mag editors trying to get Delilah and Amelia into the Nepotism Baby issue pic.twitter.com/6cj2UL722t
— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) December 19, 2022
THE nepo baby pic.twitter.com/zcD5iHvooM
— Vulture (@vulture) December 20, 2022
I’m sorry to tell you this but literally all of the sled dogs are nepo babies.
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) December 20, 2022
Jared Russo
2. Salt Bae
The meme
The following footage was memed to death this week, after Argentina beat France in the World Cup Finals:
Messi deserves another World Cup for not giving a single fuck about Salt Bae pic.twitter.com/EIsM8lnc8S
— Bobby Reagan (@BarstoolReags) December 19, 2022
A picture says a thousand words, and Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships. This old meme man, interacting with Messi, in front of the entire world, launched a thousand memes. I don’t know where Salt Bae is from, or why he was on the field, or if Messi knew him, but does any of that matter? No. Because comedy is countryless and transcends all languages.
Examples
Salt Bae when Argentina won the World Cup. pic.twitter.com/ztpjJYBVRn
— Barstool Football (@StoolFootball) December 19, 2022
salt bae is an unfortunate lesson on what happens if you don't develop a cohesive meme containment plan. he should have been safely disengaged in 2017
— james hennessy (@jrhennessy) December 20, 2022
What Salt Bae expected when he touched Messi pic.twitter.com/sI88Hfafog
— ṃıċһѧєʟ ҡ.ѧ (@_escapingyouth) December 20, 2022
There are very few things that united the world anymore, but everyone coming together to agree that Salt Bae is a clown really does warm the heart on this cold December morning.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 20, 2022
Messi when he spots salt bae on the pitch pic.twitter.com/mXHdlFICkb
— Burnett (@Bv8Tom) December 19, 2022
Salt Bae in those World Cup celebrations pic.twitter.com/ebeWjljJVH
— 🤕 (@neycancer) December 20, 2022
I reckon Salt Bae is an animatronic. He has no emotion and isn’t able to realise when he isn’t wanted. He’s programmed to go to the nearest camera and sprinkle invisible salt
— Sean (@SeanDOlfc) December 19, 2022
Jared Russo
1. Assassination Coordinates
The meme
The main discourse of the past week was, as it has been for what feels like a very long time now, about Elon Musk and Twitter. But the flavor of Twitter discourse most recently centered around Musk’s decision to suspend @ElonJet, an account that tweeted (publicly available) information about the location of Elon Musk’s private jet.
The account has been around since June 2020, and Musk has actively been looking for ways to shut it down since 2021. At one point, Musk offered to pay the owner of the account, Jack Sweeney, $5,000 to shut it down. (Sweeney responded by offering Musk advice on restricting flight tracking data.)
Though Musk said he would not ban @ElonJet, he of course banned @ElonJet last week, for this reason:
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022
Which… sure. It’s fine to not want people to know where you are at all times. It’s trickier when you travel by private jet and information about that jet’s movements is public information. It gets even hairier when you then try to base your platform’s ad strategy around forcibly extracting information about all of your users’ locations.
A reminder that, just yesterday, news reports revealed that Musk was planning to salvage Twitter’s ad business by forcing users to share their location — “basically assassination coordinates” — with advertisers. https://t.co/BvPdCxRkrz
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) December 16, 2022
Anyway! People had a blast with the term “assassination coordinates” — a truly novel and delightful way to frame the concept of, you know, places.
Examples
Instead of asking my friends "Where you at?" I'm gonna start asking them "What are your assassination coordinates?"
— Michael Starrbury (@StarrburyMike) December 16, 2022
Not my Mom asking for my assassination coordinates pic.twitter.com/7t1D2pTEtW
— G. L. (@gldivittorio) December 16, 2022
remember when R2-D2 and BB-8 revealed Luke Skywalker’s assassination coordinates pic.twitter.com/Sw4vOLvBEJ
— Braddington (@bradwhipple) December 16, 2022
— Ashley Clark (@_Ash_Clark) December 16, 2022
hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
— Sal Gentile (@salgentile) December 16, 2022
Dude publishes his own real-time assassination coordinates pic.twitter.com/7CE9o6cyKv
— farhad manjoo (@fmanjoo) December 18, 2022
I'll say it: we must stop NORAD from sharing Santa's assassination coordinates
— Paola Rosa-Aquino (@prosaaquino) December 16, 2022
Molly Bradley
And if you're hungry for more memes, here's the last edition of "The Week's Best Memes, Ranked”, where we rank HBO Max removing things, Evri delivery and “White Lotus” memes.